iPhone 5

One of my cousins called me the other day to ask me about the book project. We got to chatting about this and that, and he mentioned something about an iPhone. I guess there is a new phone coming out and he thinks it will help me promote the book. I have to admit, I played along but honestly, I don't know what the hell he was talking about. Then he starts telling me about this game he's addicted to. Something about an alligator and watergates? I thought to myself, that's just what this country needs right now... Another game about water gates.